As long as it's not male-to-male electrical extension cord.

So you're going to die this year? Because peanut butter has a way shorter expiration date than he seems you think. Though if you eat that much peanut butter in a year, so do y'all.

I resent having no means to have consented to my existence as the next nihilist, but you don't see me taking it out on everybody else. Just take antidepressants and bitch on the Internet like a civilized misanthrope.

People like to spend money on good content made by a company that cares about its customers and delivers on its promises?

Nah, throw in [latest useless tech gimmick] and make it a live service with gatcha mechanics, always online DRM, and endless micro-transactions. Sincerely, every major game studio from Activision to Ubisoft.

His motives are always crystal clear. Ego. He wants people to grovel and beg for exceptions. He wants to feel powerful. The fact that mainstream news won't say so is likely predicted on not wanting to be banned from the press pool like the AP was.

The government and media have a mutually parasitic relationship. The government uses the media to spread and reinforce their propaganda, while the media's jobs are made much easier by having direct and ostensibly willing access to the people in government. If they want access, the media has to play ball. The rules seem to be unwritten, like their own little interwoven social contract. The result being that they've mostly become pushovers when some Orange Jackass comes along to play dictator and burn the country to the ground in pursuit of his own aggrandizement.

Cowards and sycophants. But this is a problem I, as a Chicagoan, am already familiar with. You see we have this building called the Willis Tower. But everyone here knows that Willis is correctly spelled "Sears."

So you see, the correct spelling of the America in the context of the Gulf is "Mexico."

Oh I can do German-style comedy too, but as an American.

A Democrat and a Republican walk into a bar. They fight and both die in the hospital. Their families have to each pay $80,000 for medical expenses, then both families sue the bar. The bar closes, the owner divorces, spirals into alcoholism, and commits suicide. Then the funeral director buys a new house.

Oh boy, I always wanted to live out my childhood experiences in Oregon Trail in real life.

What Anon isn't telling us is that they said "overhead press" but what he heard was "hydraulic press."

I've never been a fan of tattoos. They look awful and, in the case of women distract from beauty, not add to it. That said, they can do whatever the hell they want. It's not my body or problem and they ain't hurting anyone.

Anti-maskers are like 6 year olds throwing a tantrum because you're making them eat broccoli.