So she's proud of being a gross slob?

Anyway most jobs I've had will have something to say about you not meeting dress - or basic hygiene - standards.

Well it's a crime so if you wanna risk a trip to prison, good luck. I'll be cheering for ya. From waaaaay over here though.

Except that it's not the wild mustard plant. It's the wild cabbage plant. Wild mustard is totally different genusv and species.

wild cabbage

wild mustard

I've said it before, ICE can start with Elon.

How do we know he didn't invent the bloody thing?

I'm team asteroid.

You should always close the lid before flushing. Look up the words "fecal spray" but not while eating.

Anyone wanna guess who those same cops voted for?

Here's some options.

• The genie is a slave: it resents being used for its abilities by punny mortals, so it screws them over however it can.
• The genie is alien: it doesn't understand what humans actually mean, so it takes them literally when it interprets their wish.
• The genie is malicious: it wants to hurt you and probably escape its confinement, or sees you as a tool to do evil.
• The genie is a pedant: it deliberately only grants the letter of the wish, regardless of consequences, for whatever reason.
• The genie is a dick: he doesn't like you and enjoys goading, trolling, and generally fucking with you for its own amusement.
• The genie is just following the rules: whatever force traps the genie requires it to be like this. Maybe whatever trapped it decided, or the rules of god, its society, or its nature force its behavior.