The heart beating is not a good definition of being alive in my opinion. The heart stopping temporarily doesn't mean you died, you were just in terribly grave danger.

If a person is defined by their heart, what does that make a heart transplant?

utterly useless definition.

as digitized almost all societal functions are, we really should define basic internet access as a human right.

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I suggest shell-linus, sourcing insults from https://github.com/corollari/linusrants

"There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap."

I'm sorry to be that guy, but in the prologue to the book, theres a whole section titled "Concerning Pipe-weed", where Tolkien talks about how the plant spread around middle-earth, and specifically mentions it's a type of tobacco.

Firefox is a good example

hahah yeah, ~50% is the new 1%, that's certainly economically viable...

Ford was an innovative car maker, Musk bought an innovative car maker. They are not the same.

Oh no now I feel old. My first thought was this would be about the switch from Times New Roman to Calibri...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images

The quote from Magritte there sums it up quite well.

If that was statistically significantly true, Sweden would be autism central. We have since sometime in the 70's been giving our children milk with every meal.

why did they comply?

to build it to that accuracy the car would have to cost millions