Trump is too busy eating crayons to think about much else

He's just excited about the thought of hurting the environment. He doesn't know what the environment is, but he knows that the people he is afraid of care about it

Not a pick-up line as such, and I don't advise anyone doing this under most circumstances

I sent her a dick pic

It wasn't an opener, we'd been chatting, and she asked for it

We already had a spark, and were flirting for a while

I stress, this was solicited, and I even sent her a link to a picture, rather than dropping it in her DMs, so she could still control whether or not she saw it

Anyhoo, it worked

We're engaged now

Complicated, sure

But really, how much worse could it get?

He definitely wants to make himself an emperor, and with that comes real danger,

Including those who are lucky enough to live in civilised countries outside the US

'Murica exports wars, both cultural and military, to the detriment of us all

The only way you're getting content this specific is to ask someone to make it for you

I'd start by asking fetish content creators. I'm sure you already know this, but you ain't getting this shit for free

Oh, I'm definitely not expecting the US to do the right thing, or even the less awful thing

I fully expect laws to be broken, people to be persecuted, and the entire system thrown into such disarray that your backwards excuse for a country becomes a dictatorship akin to Russia

But there's a small part of me that thinks that maybe it won't

It's a fucking small part.

I'm feeling a very dangerous thing:

Hope

I was pretty close to writing 'Murica off as a lost cause. You lot keep doing the most fucking horrible things

Please don't break my heart yet again

I got permanently banned for violence

I said "bad bot" to someone saying Elmo didn't do a nazi salute

I'm a lucky bastard!

So are you

This probably sounds like some sort of line, but I really don't notice other people

I can see someone and recognise that they're beautiful, or even sexy, but I don't find them attractive

My woman is the most beautiful in the world, and I just don't have any interest in anyone else. I really don't notice them

I already told you that someone can decide to share your images without your consent

They can put them anywhere, they can pretend to be you

They can send them to your family, your friends, your colleagues, your employers

I don't know how much more clear I can possibly be

I lost a $250k+ per year career

I never showed my face.

I moved to a different place and started my life over. Admittedly, I was unhappy with my life as it was, and it pushed me to make a change that was chasing a dream I'd had for ages, but even still...

My life was literally upended in minutes when I was maliciously outed. Things that I had spent over a decade building came crashing down, and hard

I'm lucky. I had enough resources behind me, and a set of skills that are in demand. It still took five months to start to get things back on track, and there's still work to go

I don't regret it, but I wouldn't recommend my experience to anyone, especially someone young, without the ability to recover from such an upheaval as I experienced

I will almost never tell anyone not to do something. That doesn't work. I can offer the voice of experience, and tell you about the hard lessons I learnt

Good luck to you though!

Ask me whatever you think will help, I won't sugarcoat anything at all

It's safe

Depending on how long you keep it in a jar for, obviously