You can thank Dick Wolf for the copaganda that murders and violent crimes get solved, but the reality is most don't. It's just uncomfortable to consider how ineffectual the police are given they consume huge portions of local and state budgets.

"people who get upset for their video workout being mildly interrupted in a public gym are toeing the punchline"

John Roberts' SCOTUS. Never forget his crocodile tears as he flushed all legacy from the judicial branch.

If this phenomenon was true, can you imagine what huge commercial flights would be like?

"The captain has reached 35,000 feet. Please feel free to make out with a stranger. Attendants will be passing out glitter and mimosas shortly."

Paul Walker was 33 and dating a 16 year old.

Nah.

If they can't figure it out, no one tell them.

Strong Elon Musk cosplaying as a Libertarian vampire vibes

Be as gay as you want, but you kick open the door to my house like that and you're gonna have some problems.

"Why didn't you show your work, so I can see how you think?"

Because I did it in my head and got the right answer. This isn't about you.

Remember to take him back tho. Don't leave him in the cave or Plato will get'm

How much more productive does an archive need to be? Hire human beings. Celebrate fucking humanity.

Faster than nothing at all tho