But seriously, this is a well known phenomenon. The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands' heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape
It's called reaching cruising altitude.
You get to join the mile high club after completion
I cannot fucking believe she is starting to buy this, this is such an incredible display of nonsense 
Babes I only sucked a dick because of mountain fever. This is simple science 
And here I was thinking the gay parts of me came from a part of me wanting gay sex 
You should have traded Grindr for an Altimetr
The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands' heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape
YES HAHAHA YES
I remember when I lived in a mountain valley and all the people around me just could not understand why I would stare in awe at the horizon all the time. "Yeah it's a mountain, so what? Yeah it's a bigass jungle, it's monday let's go buddy"
Let he who has not been turned gay by mormon aura cast the first stone
If this phenomenon was true, can you imagine what huge commercial flights would be like?
"The captain has reached 35,000 feet. Please feel free to make out with a stranger. Attendants will be passing out glitter and mimosas shortly."
Attendants will be passing out ~~glitter~~ poppers and mimosas shortly.
lol, didn't want to give away any trade secrets
Those flights would be more popular than saunas.
There is no way this is real. I refuse to believe that someone could make up this stupid of an excuse for cheating, and I refuse to believe that someone is gullible enough to be convinced by such an excuse.
Aita is a new (or at least previously uncategorized) genre of fiction.
So, definitely fake
It's just readers digest "ask aunty" letters in a different format.
You'd be surprised. I've known straights who really believe that there's a difference in physiology between them and queers. The lengths some straight men will go to create differences between them and us, to the point of absurdity, is mind boggling. So something like this doesn't surprise me as much as it should.
I'm thinking dudes rock 
I'm not gay, my accidental brain chemistry is gay.
The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands' heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape
and that's why we hillfolk are all bi
the hills have bis
Be it known to those short on time: the thread peaked here, you may move on.
fuckin incredible
the gaslighting is intense
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Guyboss.
I aspire to be able to reach this level of gaslighting, holy shit.
Imagine getting people to believe in sotadic zones in the year 2024
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Seriously though poor girl. That sucks, cheating is never okay, and he's got her so turned around she'll believe anything. That's fucked up. The guy is obviously a piece of shit, I hope she got out.
On an ironic level though it would be funny if the subreddit just supported his story
yeah the opposite happens in the ocean, but if you get too straight around other guys its called 'explosive decompression'
I would really like to see the logic going through this guy's brain in the style of disco Elysium.
I haven't played it, so I can't do it.
Also, that means I won't be able to tell if your rendition is good or not, so you should just go for it
Legendary - Failure: It was the height. The thin mountain air depriving your heterosexual brain of the necessary oxygen to not turn gay. You manage to hold these thoughts at bay at all other times.
"Babe, I was just temporarily gay due to the altitude."
This is why Colorado is 6th in gayness, Washington is 5th, and Nevada is 7th
Hi, I'm Michael Douglas, but at high enough altitudes I transform into gay actor Michael Douglas.
Altitude sickness does lower your inhibitions lol, I felt elated and drunk for a day or so the first time I was up really high in the mountains, it was worse for my friends who were taller / bigger than me
but also this is very silly
Wait until she finds out that by "one night stand" he means that they accidentally bumped calves under the table?
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