To hazard a guess: simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

That better be from the pasta region of Italy, otherwise it's just sparkling noodles.

This is why you should know who you marry before you get married.

Stop letting regressive religion control your lives.

It's the parable of office pizza: some people take 1 slice because there are many people to feed.

some people take 3 slices, because there are many people to feed.

Start labelling them as domestic terrorists and have the FBI do their, ya know, jobs.

Can we just say that, going forward, if you're over 70, we don't want you in ANY high pressure leadership role.

Your career is over. Shuffle the fuck off.

Worst alarm clock ever.

The others were eaten by polar bears

"So what's your kink?"

"Uh...okay, so there's a bit of backstory first..."

*$99

Breaking mirrors, in this economy??

flings laptop across the room