Unfortunately, I think the answers are not things anyone should post online.

This is why you should know who you marry before you get married.

Stop letting regressive religion control your lives.

It's the parable of office pizza: some people take 1 slice because there are many people to feed.

some people take 3 slices, because there are many people to feed.

Because he gives them permission to be their worst selves- to reveal the parts that "polite society" has demanded they hide.

Nothing a pig loves more than rolling in shit.

Start labelling them as domestic terrorists and have the FBI do their, ya know, jobs.

Can we just say that, going forward, if you're over 70, we don't want you in ANY high pressure leadership role.

Your career is over. Shuffle the fuck off.

Worst alarm clock ever.

3.) included were 2 previously unidentified specimens, which he also identified, somehow

The others were eaten by polar bears

*$99

"It's the Law of the Jungle I'm afraid, old chap."

flings laptop across the room