The CHUD credo: "Everything is sexual deviancy except for actual sexual deviancy, which is fine."

Democracy and its consequences have been a disaster for ~~the human race~~ anyone who doesn't want to be punished by the stupidity of normies.

Agreed. Sus as shit.

Israel might have a modicum of my respect if they focused their hatred of Palestinians on western antisemites, an actual threat to Jews everywhere.

Scooped gluten-free bagel?

Did fucking /pol/ come up with something so horrifyingly antisemitic?

They could release Custer's revenge and Ethnic Cleansing 2 in 1 collection. and have a title screen that says "THIS GAME WAS MADE BY REPUBLICANS AND WE FULLY ENDORSE THIS" and they will STILL call it woke because there is a minority woman in it.

There is at least a 15% chance that we are dealing with grown-ass men that still believe in cooties.

And what's that? Some people who haven't got their start yet WANT to work for you in the office? Better tell them no because we are so infuriatingly picky for whatever reason. Come on, there's gotta be one guy who has years of experience willing to work for less than what he's worth for the privilege of working for us. Right?

: "Whoa whoa whoa.....WHOA! Di....did you just suggest living on your own SHOULD be something that's NOT a luxury for the rich!?!? Why do you hate freedom? You're gonna live in the suburb forever, and YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!"

To avoid self-doxxing. I'm taking a STEM class online as I am balancing a full-time job because I want to finish the STEM degree I dropped out of. Ok porky, you win, I'll get a STEM degree.

...And I'm holding my own despite me thinking I was too stupid for STEM. Hopefully in a couple years from now I'll be making real money, have a hobby, a partner and some friends and living far FAR away from my CHUDDy red state (if not out of the great satan entirely).

How is the public transit on Long Island?

I know there's a rail road but that's about it.

Literally the rest of the US, left and right alike: "Lol San Francisco's unaffordable and homelessness is rampant."

San Francisco: "Heh, looks like someone's jealous of my good property values! What's the matter, my city too fancy for ya? Homelessness is worth it so I can feel fancy in my overpriced house btw."

: "You're not accepting this?! Why do you want to hurt the economy!?!"

Same, and also, when I was a teenager, I begrudgingly admit that I thought Elon Musk was cool.

Now if I am to get conspiratorial, Rupert Murdoch is trying to groom Musk into being the replacement for the Koch Brothers. Boomers love the Koch Brothers to the point of living vicariously through them, and Musk will be the same for millennials and zoomers to have their "le funny billionaire epic troll."