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I just found out what a scooped bagel is and it sounds really wasteful, I bet they just throw away all that food
"but it's fewer calories!"
my sibling in christ you can simply eat half a bagel
It's bougie uncrustables
onlycrustables
I bet they just throw away all that food
They do that by default. Then they lock the dumpsters. Or the police show up and poor bleach on it.
Can you in turn please stop sending New Yorkers to LA so they can stop acting smug about having seasons despite then being the one to willingly move here
No one asked Kathy, and no one cares.
Tbf only the most insufferable New Yorkers would leave for a city as shit as LA
Ask LA'ers to stop pissing their pants and saying they miss their sunny unwalkable suburbs every time it's under 60 degrees 
^see this kind of new yorker right here, probably came in riding a rat while eating a dusty bagel they bought from one of their bondengles or whatever after leaving their coffin apartment they pay 3,000 a month (it has a window facing a brick wall)
As a Minnesotan staring at the prospect of imminent winter, let me tell you that seasons fucking blow. Give me sandals & sundresses weather 24/7
As a Floridian just getting out of the worst summer of all time if it was never warm enough to wear shorts again I would die a happy man
Whoah, I was thinking like California here. Always assume a sensible person does not want to go to florida
Granted but now you have to deal with temperatures below -40° in winter
New York's already got a settler gentrification problem; we need to straight up Evict them from the city never mind turn them away from the border
Nah, people fleeing the boonies are in the right to do so (not that I'm biased since I was born in bumfuck nowhere and want to live somewhere where I know my neighbors don't want to kill me.)
What New York SHOULD do is mass deport the CHUDs on Staten Island and Suffolk County, then it's goated.
Excited to see the governor of Texas spend $50M running "We have scooped gluten free bagels!" in California media markets to try and win over ex-pats.
I think ordering a scooped bagel constitutes antisemitism
I don't like baked wheat foods and bagels are the worst of such foods
EDIT: The take in the OP is terrible and the hostility toward food allergies and dietary preferences is terrible. I don't support that at all. That said...
"Scooping" a bagel is wasteful and pompous bullshit. I know it happens, I see it happen, and I hate it.
If it became trendy to sell tiny apple spheres while throwing away the rest of the apple around it, I'd call that wasteful and pompous bullshit too.
Not interested in hypocritical sermons about how it's "moralistic, aesthetic hatemongering completely indistinguishable from reaction" reactions. Just try eating a damn bagel without throwing away most of the bagel, and if you refuse to do so and someone calls that practice wasteful, that's because it is wasteful. You'll survive the criticism, and it'd be even better if you learned from it.
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Scooped gluten-free bagel?
Did fucking /pol/ come up with something so horrifyingly antisemitic?
TIL what "scooping" a bagel is. Fuck
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