This is just as dumb as freedom fries

Don't worry republicans you can't make the test of the world go with your plans

This. This is how you fight trump

Yeah, because you only eat cucumbers that have come from farms where forest nymphs cavort and gently brush away yucky bugs, rendering pesticides pointless The plants themselves are bathed in water from mountain springs far far away from Nestle and when it comes to be picked, it's done by moonlight and only by the purest of maidens who definitely aren't exploited.

To be fair, they'll probably need that to buy a house

Most people want longer battery lives and cheaper repairs, they've wanted those for years. Instead, we get AI which can reply to texts for us, that we still need to proof read anyway. Which is just a soulless amalgamation of the words of everyone we've never met

Buckle up, here in Australia, every couple of years a political party has the bright idea of damming water in Australia's tropical north and pumping it across 1000km of desert to Australia's farmland regions

I wonder what the etymology of the word Olympics is

He needs to be president to stay out of jail. Don't think that trump has friends, he's thrown everyone who called themselves a friend under the bus

Bullets haven't worked, so as a member of the rest of the world, please vote him out

Cunk on Earth

It depends so much on location and period, as an example, the Inuit diet consisted of a lot of meat whole the Kaurna in Australia ate lots of yams.

Similar story for me

I was in a hostel in Berlin and I'd had a fun time with this girl and a few others in a bar the night before. She had a nice tattoo on her arm and I complimented on it, she then took off most of her clothes and showed me her other tattoos but I didn't think they were as nice though I politely said they were nice. I then went out to get breakfast leaving this poor girl in her underwear