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[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 182 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I had to read that 5 times to figure out there as a missing period between "working" and "time".

Its still funny though. While we're here in this comment, let me tell you some fascinating things about the B-29 you're standing next to. Did you know that during the war....

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 87 points 4 months ago

I'm noticing a disturbing lack of punctuation recently.

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 51 points 4 months ago

Yeah it's especially annoying when people write long winding complicated sentences and use no punctuation signs whatsoever it's so infuriating!

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 32 points 4 months ago

I don't... know which, is worse... too much punctuation, or, not enough punctuation...

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 33 points 4 months ago

Definitely none. While your comment is annoying, at least it's legible without needing to be read 17 times.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Also, the run on sentences aren’t that bad it’s the multiple sentences with a missing period between the two that suck.

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[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

It's working time!

[-] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 months ago

I read it 5 times, and couldn't understand it until I saw your comment. So thank you!

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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 69 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

time to learn about punctuation.

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

Just another strategy, she clearly wants to date a Nazi, grammar or otherwise.

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 17 points 4 months ago

At first, I was trying to figure out what "working time" meant here and thought it must be some other gen-z slang my old ass doesn't understand.

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 59 points 4 months ago

This would work on me if I wasn't just going to have a pleasant discussion about the airplanes and then tell her to have a nice day, because I'm not going to just assume she's into me because we both like old airplanes.

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

I once got a tattoo from an artist who was cute and, in hindsight, clearly into me. Just the two of us in the shop, showing me photos of other designs while leaning very close, etc.

I commended her artwork, paid for the ink and left. Still kick myself thinking about it, we are not the most intuitive creatures.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 57 points 4 months ago

And you didn't because then you'd just be another customer hitting on someone who's just trying to do her job. Just like I'd just be another asshole hitting on a woman who's just trying to enjoy airplanes.

[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago

Similar story for me

I was in a hostel in Berlin and I'd had a fun time with this girl and a few others in a bar the night before. She had a nice tattoo on her arm and I complimented on it, she then took off most of her clothes and showed me her other tattoos but I didn't think they were as nice though I politely said they were nice. I then went out to get breakfast leaving this poor girl in her underwear

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[-] rsuri@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

Ok so what's the opposite gender equivalent of this. Asking for a friend.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 67 points 4 months ago

"Dating apps don't work. Time to go act confused in a yoga class."

[-] GoosLife@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

OOOOH now I get it lol. Guess I had to see it from a more personally relatable perspective.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago
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[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Take your kid to the playground.

It's a perfect equivalent, because you'll get the occasional sexist saying vile things and forcing you to leave, too! But mostly, women will fawn over you.

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 60 points 4 months ago

Even the dating market demands experience for an entry level position now.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 14 points 4 months ago

When I was a teenager, I used to walk my grandma's cute dog past the nearby all-girls school when the girls were coming out at the end of the schoolday.

Guy with cute dog + dozens of girls around = loads of attention ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Terrible advice for anyone who isn't the same age as teenage girls.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Supply and demand. Even ugly guys get attention in an all-female area.

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

It's funny, two things that made it infinitely easier to pick up women were my wedding ring and my kids. Of course it's probably the complete lack of pressure, knowing I'm not actually picking up anyone. Always been a confidence issue.

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[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Fabric store

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

spending time with someone in a social environment over a period of several days.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago

Oh that's why I'm alone.

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[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

Jesus christ, use a comma.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 months ago

It's working someone took the real bait!

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[-] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago

Until you're approached by a guy who's suspiciously obsessed with the Wehrmacht.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago
  • Look confused in WW2 section

  • Get hit on by a bunch of Wehraboos

Damnit.

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Either Wehraboos or Non-Credible Defense posters

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

Her odds are good, but the goods are odd.

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

"the WWII section" of what, IKEA?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago

If you haven't checked out that section of IKEA, it's pretty great. The aircrafts take ages to build though.

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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 19 points 4 months ago

Dude's never been to a museum

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[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

It's like anything adjacent to weapons or martial arts. The "experts" will pour out of the woodwork and bombard you with AKSHUALLY's....even though all you did was post a silly meme.

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[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 26 points 4 months ago

I hate that I saw the wooden thing behind her as an among us character

[-] RandomStickman@kbin.run 26 points 4 months ago

Broaden your selection by standing in the WWI section as well

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

"I've tried to date this plane. Still don't know how old it is"

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[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 22 points 4 months ago

Don't think you'd get anyone responding under the age of 60, unless she's looking for a dilf

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 27 points 4 months ago

i would say autistic ppl, but they probably would be more focused on the planes than the woman

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Never underestimate the power of infodumping a special interest

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

There are what a thousand or so real WW2 planes left? There are 4 billion woman. Clearly the planes should be the priority given their scarcity.

[-] 33550336@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

My 3 yo son is interested in ww2 planes, this passion is inter-generational.

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