That's like 99% of what marketing is.

How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?

Math is hard. I won't delete my comment though as you should all find joy in my stupidity.

Maybe I don't have to stop drinking after all...

The things that should be done to these executives would probably get me banned from Lemmy if I said.

Funny you say that. I was banned from Reddit for suggesting that suicidal people should take oil-ceos with them instead of wasting their death. Of course I learned my lesson and won't do that again.

It's hilarious that a musician has the urge to say this kind of stuff during a concert. What did he expect? Like I can barely think about another topic where you can piss off so many people with so little effort.

I love the hard drugs subreddits. The most interesting is r/DPH, the wildest is probably r/meth. Sort by top and scroll down. Just don't check the profiles of those making heartfelt promises to give up the drug forever and getting into rehab for follow ups.

Me on my way to my job as a shift leader at femboy hooters.

Federated content is stored in the balls.

Is there a difference?

Americans are so ignorant they even think they're the only ignorant people in the world.

Imagine being drunk as shit and instead of going to the toilet you just move the mattress aside and go just straight shitting diarrhea down into your bathtub.