[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

One of the most unintentionally funny things that happened to me was when I was opening up to a partner about my struggles with addiction. Partner asked if I'd ever "Foured" drugs. I had no idea what they meant by that, and they didn't have the drug literacy to even guess what it meant. Then it hit me the next day when I was at work. IV. Four.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Me, chasing "barbarians" (who are more technologically advanced than me) to the ends of the earth for the 100th time: "Wait a minute...this is ideology!"

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

I'm fairly certain Lara was a lesbian in the originals. That was before the conservosphere deemed that even awooga same-sex relations were a threat to cis-heteronormativity.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

What? Why?

Because capitalism fosters innovation, baybeee!

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

The NWA offered The Iron Sheik $20,000 to break Hogan's legs. What could have been...

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I just saw this earlier today. Must be part of that cosmic unconsciousness.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

So you concede to the fact that you are a reddit-logo-brained turbolib with no hog to post and your only response is "You're a Nazi"?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Are you capable of posting hog?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Same reason they invented Israel IRL: So nations around the world can turn away boatloads of Jewish refugees in the event of another genocide and so "the international community" can have a pro-West power in the Middle East.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Loss of intent was bound to happen

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I don't believe a single goddamn thing in this tweet, least of all the "from Earth" at the bottom

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