[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Damn, leftist infighting just like real life.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mario is ace^1^. Luigi is straight^2^. Wario is gay^3^ and Waluigi is both transmasc and pansexual^4^.

it-is-known

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Two Dark Souls characters and a Let It Die character

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Shadows over Mystara and The Simpsons game in the lobby at the theater downtown.

Popped a couple quarters into Arm Champs 2 at lazer tag and accidentally picked the hardest opponent. I held out long enough that other kids wouldn't let me lose, so like 5 of us together beat it.

Went to Texas on vacation and absolutely annihilated the high score board on a Star Wars: Phantom Menace pinball machine.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

D&D with some friends!

edit: aaaand they pulled out sadness

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

If you hate people so much, start eating them.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I started playing Outer Worlds because I don't own anything that can run Starfield. Outer Worlds has been infinitely more visually appealing than the sterile, white, John W. Campbell blandscape that is Starfield.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

@Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net YOU DIDN'T TELL US THERE WAS A BIGGS VIDEO GAME!

@Biggs@hexbear.net Do you get any royalties from this or does it all go into cracker 's pocket?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Over which mouth?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Nah, that's exactly what I'm getting it. America can only exist as a White Supremacist settler colonialist state.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Boooo! Dream bigger!

Ask him to teach you magic

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