Hate to break it to you but sonic is ancap. That's why he's always collecting gold rings.

why does every movie have to be 2½ hours

Same reason Hollywood produced epics in the past: It's hot and the people can't afford AC

That's why I left Twitter

Ultima 6

You find a spear, a spear, a spear, a spear, a spear, a club, a spear, a spear, 3 gold, a spear, a ring, a ruby, and a spear

Thing is Lara was canonically lesbian in the originals, but it was good because

It's bad now because she's got a more reserved character design and her sexuality is being taken seriously.

Ex-Carny here. It's wage theft-a-palooza in that sector. And most of the employees are helpless because they're working under the table. I tried talking about some sort of collective action, but it became clear that they'd all be risking their disability/welfare income by making claims against the carnival we worked for.

Bruh you've been engaging in bad faith this whole time why do I owe you civility?

Also: Where's your hog?

HOG OUT OR LOG OUT YOU SEALIONING FUCKHEAD

THERE ARE LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF GF! NEITHER CAPITALISM NOR SEXUAL POLITICS EXIST YET, WHAT IS KEEPING YOU FROM LEAVING YOUR CAVE AND MEETING GF?

Asian vampire lady featured prominently in the trailer

West Coast city divided against itself

This is just gonna be European Vampires vs Kuei-Jin yellow peril bullshit from the last game isn't it?

Did he? I mean I guess he did. I suppose finding us is like walking in on your neice/nephew doing something just slightly weirder than what you were doing at that age. You can definitely see yourself in them but it's still unsettling.