No, they mean softener like lowering the volume of your stool. There's also a stool loudener. It's called SemteX-Lax.

Nah, this cult wasn't in the game lore, this cult might have been real.

Look at that bridge. Perfect form. Wish I coulda seen the bump.

General Morden is from New Brunswick, Canada.

FFS THIS is the "Alien War" conspiracies were on about?

Remember 5000 years ago when they pretty much all agreed Whedonesque dialogue ruled?

The Hi-Hats.

Dragons watch Bloomberg and CNBC

Firbolg watch Bob Ross and gardening shows

I didn't believe this until I found out what went down at the MC5 house.

To quote that one guy on the dancefloor at the hotel in my playthrough: "Erm...no."

Hey, don't talk shit about my boy Kevin Keene. Man was clean, had a girlfriend, played varsity sports, and was a wiz at Nintendo games to boot. Yeah he was a bit dweeby, but he's a better role model for gamers than most of what we got in real life.

This is like John Mulaney all over again. Like were you paying attention to what he was saying in his act? Russell Brand always had a bit of a predator vibe.