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Sounds a bit wank to me.
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually
Stay analogue, stay free!
"Oh God no! It absorbed the lingo "smash" into its matrix and is now suggesting everyone take a hammer to their genitals!"
Just imagine if one became sentient and just gave you a disapproving glare! Proper turn in, right,
Mine just keeps leaving scathing reviews of me on Tripadvisor.
You don't want to see what it is saying about you on ThrustPilot!
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2024
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