I had to explain to my friend that "struggle snuggle" is not when your cat is trying to get away from you while you hug it.

upscaling of old media is pretty cool too

Yes, Hraunflæðisorlof

I read the title as "Femboy's lament" and kept trying to find some connection to the meme.

I somehow didn't realise that "retry" was literally "re-try" and not "ret-ree" until I was in my 20s

I met my old boss after he retired. He still had no idea what was going on.

He fucking what?

Reading that middle aged should be 36 is doing all kinds of stuff to my perception of time...

Discombobulate

In my native language, the word for phone is an archaic word for wire. Which is also ironic.

I didn't really get why someone would make a bill with just 2024 on it. Like, do they just really want to make sure that you know about the year 2024?

Then I saw the small print.

Floats in the silent empty void ☑️

Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️

Surrounded by its dead children ☑️

Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️

Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️

Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we're gone ☑️

The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed