"Would you like to sign up for our awful credit card?" Nah. "Would you like to sign up for a free trial of our plus service that you'll never use?" No thanks. "Do you want the X month protection plan for your USB drive that's 10x the cost of what you're paying today?" What? No. "Would you like to donate to this charity the company totally could but won't but say we raised all this money for?" Nope.

"No, no. We 'bought' your debt. You work for Arby's now."

And you could tell from the sound if it was gonna connect at a good rate too

I'd wait for it to finally sleep and figure out a way to break it loose from the arena just for the lulz

Orc: "Y'all lil fellers in the wrong gotdam place I reckon. You boys jus' git on up in them rocks and take them panties right off."

They just need to add commercials for Premium that have horns or police sirens and they'll be all set

I finally bit the bullet and switched from Chrome to Firefox last night after they flagged my adblock for YouTube as malware and forcefully disabled it. Fuck that noise.

I saw a pic that supposedly said "egg fried rice". I wouldn't even be mad

I got permabanned for repeating a meme from the Fark days, yet there are posts of the exact same thing from 12+ years ago that are still up with no issue. Even noting that when I appealed the ban I got the canned "we totally reviewed it, fuck you lol" response.

The only other time I had an issue was when I got a three day suspension for upvoting a Ghislaine Maxwell related post.

"pm'd you the fix" 😐

Well, it wasn't to make good music

The safety is off. Kitty has acquired target and is ready to fire.