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[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 84 points 7 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 64 points 7 months ago
[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 45 points 7 months ago

I CANT HEAR YOU MF! IM CRANKING MY HAWG! AARRROOOOO!

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 months ago
[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I CAN'T HEAR YOU BROTHERS AROOOO

[-] sirtwinklebottom@lemmy.world 62 points 7 months ago

AROOOOO HELL YES BROTHER

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

THE PACK IS THE HYPEST TEAM YOU CAN ASK FOR. WHOEVER YOU ARE, THOSE MFERS ARE HAPPY TO HELP YOU KEEP THAT HOG CRANKED AT ALL TIMES AND NEVER LET IT NOT BE CRANKED TO 11, MFER! ARRRROOOO!!!

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago

CRANKING IN MY HAWG

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

AAAARROOOOOOO!

[-] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago
[-] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

THAT HURT MY HAND!!

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

It's bonehealingjuice, but ODing on five different kinds of stimulants while CRANKING THE HOOOOOG

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 17 points 7 months ago

Is "crankin ma hawg" a cheeky wank or not?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

NO BROTHER IT'S MY HOG

[-] grue@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

WHETHER IT'S YOUR DICK OR YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS LEFT UP TO INTERPRETATION

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

It's cranking ones hog

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago

Girls boring ๐Ÿ™„ Boys boys quirky ๐Ÿคช

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago

WE WELCOME GIRLS TO ALSO CRANK THEIR HAWGS

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 22 points 7 months ago

Anyone can CRANK THEIR HOGG!

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Then let's post memes to that effect :)

[-] nomy@lemmy.zip 14 points 7 months ago

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO CRANK THE HOG TO BROTHER, ARROOOOOOO!

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[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I SEE YOU BROTHER AND I CRANKED THIS OUT FOR ALL OUR GIRL BROTHERS!

I SUCK AT PHOTO EDITING BUT IT'S ABOUT THAT ๐Ÿ’ฏ EFFORT! AROOOOOOOO!!

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

HELL YEAH I NOW FEEL REPRESENTED AND WELCOME IN THIS SPACE SO I FEEL LIBERATED TO ALSO CRANK IT AROOO

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

AROOOOOO!! WELCOME TO THE MF'IN PACK!!!

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

Boys cranking their hoooog

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago
[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I COULDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG, BUT I THINK YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DEFINING GENDER!!!

THE PACK IS ALL ABOUT INCLUSION!! I DON'T CARE HOW YOU MF'ERS SELF IDENTIFY, YOU'RE ALL MY BROTHERS AS LONG AS YOU LOVE CRANKING THAT HOG!!!!

AROOOOOO!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER! AROOOOOOOO!!!

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[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 13 points 7 months ago

Y'all need female friends

Or jesus

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

You need a hog to crank. HAAWWWGGG

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

When I was 23 I spent multiple weekends driving to a different city to talk to older women (60s) about their lives and shared community

[-] 50_centavos@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

๐Ÿ‘

BACK TO CRANKING THAT HAWG!!

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Me: - Even Bernie?!
Garak: - Especially Bernie.

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

The imagery

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 6 points 7 months ago

I ask because my english doesn't include whatever these Guy says but... Is it alcohol apology?

[-] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 23 points 7 months ago

I assume you mean "analogy" instead of "apology".

The "THE_PACK" community is a parody of US biker (motorcycle) culture, where many men refer to their motorcycle as their "hog".

"Hog" is also a slang term for a man's penis.

"Cranking my hog" is slang for male masturbation. I think it's also used to refer to revving up one's motorcycle in the biker community, but I'm not 100% sure of that (my old man was a biker so I am loosely familiar with some of their slang).

They intentionally misspell "hog" as "hawg" for fun. So it's just a bunch of guys standing around jokingly referencing masturbation under the guise of talking about riding their motorcycles.

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 16 points 7 months ago

Fortunatly not the most useful kind of english. But today I'm a bit more educated.

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

It's EXTREMELY useful English! Now if someone mentions cranking one's hog, you don't accidentally start discussing masturbation in great detail

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago

I usually do

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[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

I think it's also used to refer to revving up one's motorcycle

Specifically a hog is a Harley (or really any touring bike now), large, slow turning, and they start with H, and yeah you could call racing the engine (the vroom vroom throttle thing) cranking, though that's more of an action on older motorcycles you'd do to actually start the thing

The term from male masturbation actually comes from crank-start engines

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[-] Willy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

its motorcycles or masturbation buts its vague enough to be funny in its crude absurdity.

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