I would play the hell out of that! If only there were some way to insert Mary Elizabeth Winstead in there - GotY!

Still one of the sexiest planes in existence. I'm hating them being retired.

I doubt he cut you off - if you've ever driven an old Jeep, just hitting a pothole (and there are LOTS of 'em!), it's an automatic lane-change!

I look at it as a game at this point - bonus points when you can look away from the road for 0.3 seconds while white-knuckled hands on the steering-wheel...and see the fear in the other driver's eyes.

I love my Jeep...you actually have to DRIVE IT WHILE FULLY FOCUSED versus playing with your phone!

I'm on my 3rd Husky (one them was white...he was a cool dude).

I love the breed, but I'm getting too damn old to harness up my current one, grab my skateboard and MUSH!

Great dogs...but can be a nightmare for the uninformed/unprepared!

I'm going all-in on shitpost.

Military personnel are still just people doing the job...just like the rest of us.

There would be no way to convince enough people to actually use it (in a vast enough amounts) to rebuild trust from an entity DESIGNED to harvest data.

Go on...you have my attention...

That's just the lid...usually the toilets are about knee high.

But I would never NOT have a bidet in my house ever again. And yes, I'm in the U.S.

Scooby-Doo would a word with you...he just enjoyed some things in the past that are now legal in most U.S. states. That doesn't make him, or his relatives "disgusting"!

I love keeping them on the phone as long as possible! It's damn-near a hobby of mine.

Today I got one I've never heard before. They were from the "Automobile Collision" Company that said they have money for me from my accident! I like free money...let's do this!

They transferred me three times up the chain...final one was their lawyer - that's where the call dropped. Suffice it to say...I was disappointed to not hear the end.

One of my favorites, in case y'all would like to use it - I claimed (in a Southern drawl) I was an Alligator Hunter...in Nevada. "Business is a bit slow...and I can't go to the zoo no more." Kept them on the line for 44 minutes...almost beat my record.

I have yet to meet a dog that doesn't like Bully Sticks. For the uninitiated, I'd hesitate to look up what they are - you've been warned!

If it were American "cheese" he'd be preserved for a millenia!