lmao, don't let a #2 stop from enjoying your #4 w/ cheese.

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about 10 years ago, i had just moved to a city i was starting a job at. i got there about an hour earlier than i was scheduled to meet up with the landlord to get the keys and that sort of stuff, so i went up the street to a McDonalds to caffeinate and scroll on their wifi and basically just do nothing. it's like barely 8 am when i watch this guy take his dine-in tray of breakfast (sandwich, hashbrowns, coffee) and walk right passed the dining area and into the bathroom. he came out like 10 minutes later sipping the coffee and left.

i still think about that event sometimes.

Yeah I don't get people like that. Like 30% the people in restrooms I see don't wash their hands, 10% properly wash their hands, and the other 60% just soap and wash for like 5-10 seconds

Sometimes ya just gotta have a lil dookie borger

When I was like 8 or 9 I went to a diner with my grandparents but I wasn't feeling great. About 5 minutes after we got our meal I went to the bathroom and had to vomit, which I proceed to do a lot of. There was another young kid in there my age or younger, no less than 5. He had shit everywhere in the other stall, real nasty.

My grandfather, a germophobe, comes in to help me and as he's doing so the other kid comes out of the other stall covered in shit and looks at him and says in a squeeky little voice, "m-m-mister, can you please help me?" and my grandfather looked him right and the face and said, "fuck this," and walked out.

My grandmother came in right after and helped us both and while doing that the boys father came in and thanked her profusely.

I have never eaten a shitter burger, but I have eaten burgers in strange places because shitty jobs like to only give you 20-30 minutes to eat lunch.

Many years ago, at an airport, I saw a guy come out of a bathroom stall and go to the sinks - where he had left his half-eaten sandwich. He left without washing his hands. This was in Akron and it is the only thing I can think of whenever anyone mentions the state of Ohio.

I'd like to imagine he held it in his mouth like an anime girl, late for school, runs out the door with a slice of toast

Gotta dip in in the bowl for extra flavor

was he white, we need to know

that was me

Did he leave other food at the table? This almost seems like one of those social anxiety things where he was worried it would get thrown out if he left it on the table

Did you spot Mark Robinson?