Love the touch that it was bottled in Aberdeen too. That's a sign of true North Sea oil.

Enshittification is more than just scummy vendor lock-in tactics. There are multiple things that count towards enshittification. Using "bot detection" as an excuse to block users with ad blockers and privacy tools is just as scummy

Getting flashbacks of that one sketch in the TV show Burnistoun.....

widden pallets

Wait, you're telling me I've been on lemmy.blahaj.zone and I wasn't subscribed to !blahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone? How did I manage that? I was wondering why there were very few shorks in my feed

Yep, it's Scots, or at least mostly

Fit fit fits fit fit?

(That's technically 2 words, with one said 4 times. There's 2 different meanings of it though)

Here in the UK, you can make silent phone calls to 999, but you still need to respond to the operator in dome way. If you can't speak to the operator, they'll ask you to cough or to press certain keys so they can verify that it's a real call. Just dialling 999 without interacting with the operator won't guarantee a police response.

It's OK, I'm a bottom so it makes sense that I'd play healer

Custard

Good bot

I can just hear the eggs all shouting "goo!" as they get crushed

AAAAAAAAAAAA.... egg

video for those who don't know