Just stop feeding them. Nintendo is bad, mkay? And their games are mediocre at best.

TLDR from Jeep: Our customers are not starving! Buy a Jeep and forget about your food problem forever!

Ophthalmologists hate you: you apparently have excellent eyesight.

Trump: Law#2746: all protests are illegal.

What's wrong with that? I also want my face on some currency :)

As a worldwide famous boobs specialist, I proclaim that boobs aren't sweet. I know. I'm a specialist.

Reddit moderators are unable to understand the context.

What exactly is the problem?

So user is supposed to grab hot metal frame to pluck out the bread? Not a specialist in toasters (we don't use them in my culture) but it looks more like alfa-version/proof of concept than a finished product.

The box-like case with screws is nice to have though. Good decision.

Turtle go brrrrr.

Windows: We'll show you advertisements even in the terminal running in Arch. Isn't it AWESOME?!