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[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 5 points 9 hours ago

And you open Excel...

[-] PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 15 hours ago

BuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloFactoryFactorFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactory

[-] sus@programming.dev 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Unlike buffalo, there is no law saying you can't have an infinite hierarchy of higher-order FactoryFactories producing lower-order FactoryFactories

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

C# tho

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

My fav 💙

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

initWithEnableFan: enableAirConditioner: enableClimateControl: enableAutoMode: airCirculationMode: fanSpeedIndex: fanSpeedPercentage: relativeFanSpeedSetting: temperature: relativeTemperatureSetting: climateZone:

[-] graograman@feddit.org 17 points 18 hours ago

Good old InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState

[-] Xuderis@lemmy.world 58 points 22 hours ago

This plus the perfect monitor rotation (22°) makes for peak efficiency.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 29 points 19 hours ago

lol

Spoiler

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

nice password you fave there. looks secure 👌

keep it safe

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 4 hours ago

Crap. I wish people wouldn't put my password on their monitors after I ask them to stop.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Amature, I have 2 ultra wides at 45 degrees each, creating a V shape

[-] Xuderis@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

45° being suboptimal is actually covered in the article!

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

It cancels out once you have 2 at opposite ends

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago

It's good for VBA too

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

And it s hows... Excel. 🤦

[-] expr@programming.dev 3 points 12 hours ago

Think about how many columns you can fit!

[-] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

Good point. I hope it rotates to vertical orientation!

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 15 hours ago

That would be one hell of a telescopic stand

[-] Arigion@feddit.org 5 points 20 hours ago

I really would like such a wide monitor with double the height. I need a view a lot of documents next to each other. It's annoying to scroll down all the time.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 17 hours ago

thats onaa them tv's

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 2 points 15 hours ago

TVs aren't made to be viewed closely, like a monitor is. This will result in a blurry image.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago

fair enough

[-] Lemmist@lemm.ee 1 points 15 hours ago

Ophthalmologists hate you: you apparently have excellent eyesight.

[-] nixfreak@sopuli.xyz 1 points 21 hours ago

Now that’s funny

this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2025
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