My eye really hurt yesterday and I thought I scratched my cornea and might have to go to urgent care but I woke up today and it feels better
I am wearing glasses instead of contacts to be careful though.
Ok. Fine. I'll bite. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. But I'm the "fucking stupid" one. Okay.
I wanna ride it around and pretend I'm in Tron
Trump promised him he could be the ambassador to Slovenia
He wasn't fired from his job as Chipotle CEO, he was hired away by Starbucks basically by giving him a shitload of power. He's generally seen as one of the best CEOs right now (best here meaning most bloodless ofc).

Sussman

Looking into it.
The site is nonsense but a vanilla coffee pasta doesn't sound like the worst thing if done right, you could probably make an interesting dessert out of that combo.

When I first started my current job we had an on premises mail server. I have never been happier than the day we threw that thing in the trash.