[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

I know it already happened but it's going to be a long time before I stop wishing death to Kissinger.

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha I logged onto Hexbear to confirm this was true fuck yes

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

If you ever get stuck talking to one of these t-shirt guys, just ask him "which animal would win in a fight" and then try to slip into dissociation until he tuckers himself out. You don't even have to name the animals, he's already got the matchup in mind.

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I very much appreciate you explaining the cultural implications. I would not have picked up on that but it seems obvious when you lay it out.

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

They tied my dad's balls to his chin for this?

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Which one did she prefer?

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

My white liberal coworker likes to open conversations with "now I'm not trying to be racial, but..." immediately before launching into a racist story. Lady you just told me about how terrified you were to be in a theater on 9/11 when a "Muslim-looking" man left his backpack in his seat and went to get popcorn. You said you almost got the manager because you literally thought this man was going to bomb a matinee screening of the Barbie movie.

The good news is she is categorically not a racist, though, because she was not trying to be racial!

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I know we all said we'd "never forget" but c'mon y'all it has been 22 years. I think it's okay if we forget.

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Is there a way to make it so they have to see our posts but we don't have to see their posts?

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I respect you all and you're veteran any soldier I ever met.

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No what I'm saying is I imagined the same thing so you're probably right about this.

Edit: and it was scary, too, thats how I know we imagined the same thing

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You think they've been making microchips in those factories in Taiwan? Really? They're using that machinery to sharpen the finest edge you've never seen. That baby will cut through the crust like butter.

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