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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

And they say leftist memes have too much text

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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 73 points 2 years ago

A US veteran died trying to kill my grandpa during the Korean War.

My grandpa lived until his 80s so RIP bozo US veteran.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I wish your grandpa had his own manga; unfortunately the only comics you have of the Korean war are from the perspective of the war criminals.

[-] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago
[-] President_Obama@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

God saw me on my knees and thought he'd won, until he saw I was uh, I uh

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

Just retrieving the sperm from his most blessed warrior nothing to see here

[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

The other died for your freedom

Not one single member of the US military has died while “defending freedom” for Americans in nearly 80 years. Many thousands in the meantime have died trying to take away the freedom of others, though

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Many thousands in the meantime have died trying to take away the freedom of others, though

Thankfully for many in very horrific ways; just look up the fate of tunnel rats during the Vietnam war (God I wish there was a video game about murking invading troops in Vietnam in these tunnels, something like dungeon keeper but here you're the good guys)

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago
[-] Kingofthezyx@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago
[-] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

I got my sister the first one, with the guy kneeling, except it says “I took a DNA test… and God is my father”

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

If they died for my freedom then they're not a veteran

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Red army veteran

[-] BennyHill500@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

That's dark souls art which is funny because in that game the gods lie to you so you put yourself into the meat grinder (first flame) to keep the gods (bourgeoisie) in power and delay the age of Men (proletariat)

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

spoiler for Dark Souls 3Ironically, it kinda looks like Anri of Astora in the usurpation of fire ending.

[-] BennyHill500@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Because it's the same armor and sword in both games

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

spoiler

Yeah, that's just the elite knight set, it's in every Dark Souls.

I meant the pose.

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

That last one about the gf sounds pretty insulting to her. She's "crazy" and "can't control her mouth" but you'll murder someone and hide their body if they insult her instead of you.

I would probably assume anyone wearing that shirt is the abuser in their relationship.

[-] odmroz@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When you despise your girl but also defend her just enough that it fucks up your other relationships. Favorite heterosexual dynamic.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

This but with John Brown or some other abolitionist or revolutionary would be pretty based.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Bloodborne sequel looking kinda shitty ngl.

I shudder to think the price some natives just paid for that colonial's freedom

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

It's hilarious how romanticized people who were basically just vicious thugs (hellbent on murdering native American civilians for bounties) are, people who if they were alive today would (hopefully) repulse the people wearing shirts like this.

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago
[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Don't underestimate the power of real intelligence.

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Dudes will see this and say "hell yeah"

[-] odmroz@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Aggressive Jesus shirt + the sluttiest ripped jeans ever created is a great look

[-] odmroz@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Sir did you fall from your skateboard onto your upper thighs sir

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

If you ever get stuck talking to one of these t-shirt guys, just ask him "which animal would win in a fight" and then try to slip into dissociation until he tuckers himself out. You don't even have to name the animals, he's already got the matchup in mind.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Surely both Jesus and the casketed-veteran haven't just offered to die for me, they actually went and did it, but also: you don't know how many more people have offered it to me, I'm charismatic. I mean two? What am I, a shut-in?

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

that third shirt...

[-] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

That's not even correct grammar! "A man" or just "men". And men what? Where's the rest of the sentence? smh my head.

[-] notonReddit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Way better than leftist trash

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