[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Jolyne Cujoh could unravel her vagina into string and turn it into a crochet strapon. Since she feels through her stand as if it were the same part of her own body, that means she can be vaginally stimulated by fucking something with her string penis.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

On a tour of Mr Wonka's chocolate factory, a little girl is shown Wonka's experimental gum and has some. It turns her purple and makes her swell like a blueberry. Vance did the same thing.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago

The fact that the Shire is a paradise is exactly why Frodo couldn't stay. The people there could never understand what he had been through. The horrors of war, the hardship he endured.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Well that's how it works in Larry Niven's Ringworld and also Halo. They just thought the earth was a ring.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

You're telling me an air fried these chips?

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

then people who work harder or risky job will figure they better not work and enjoy life

No. People enjoy the feeling of being useful. They want to contribute.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago
[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

Where would you rather die? Here? Or in a Jaeger?

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

The only scientifically accurate scene in Jurassic Park has a little boy say the velociraptor looks like a turkey. They knew dinosaurs were chickens, they just didn't bother showing us in movies.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago

Encouraging mentally ill people to assassinate politicians is encouraging suicide.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 months ago

Degree of minorities murdered matters.

[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 months ago

This is true. I meditated in the desert and gained the ability to see the future.

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