Respect for others property might follow respect for others but that's not a popular concept in America

"Don't vote for that genocider: Vote for this genocider!"

Best line I've heard yet on the issue

Yeah, that's what they said about Shireen Abu Akleh too. Lucy teeing up the football again.

Well I think we can all be certain there won't be any huge downwind effects from this 😐

Careful! If you tell the truth too much then orange Cheeto man will come and turn the US into a militarist state!

"You did such a good job, honey"

I'm confused, am I boycotting them for the child-murder, the anti union activities, the further exploitation of already impoverished peoples, or their excessively high prices for shitty products?

I'll go with it being because of the child-murdering for now but once that stops I'm gonna boycott them for the other reasons too.

"Imported"

:janet-wink:

Never mind that the whole reason we have a distinct word for "conspiracy" is because it's a phenomenon that you encounter in the real world.

The Onion has had the best takes on this so far

With us, comrade