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[-] edge@hexbear.net 66 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of when libs were celebrating the death of a Russian tourist from a shark attack, just because he’s Russian.

And of course by “reminds me” I mean it highlights the stark difference between us celebrating the death a soldier of a genocidal apartheid state in an occupied zone and libs celebrating the death of a civilian because of his nationality.

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

Isn't military service compulsory in Israel though?

So really any male Jewish citizen of Israel would be a former soldier?

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 47 points 4 days ago

a taylor swift stan account went to prison for refusing service, swimmy boy could've had so much chutzpah

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

it's only compulsory if you don't disagree

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

It's also technically mandatory for Jewish women, although you can just refuse to serve of course.

[-] edge@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That’s intentional. But it doesn’t change the fact that they are soldiers. But he was still on reserve so he was probably more into it than just the compulsory service.

Plus they can always take jail time instead of joining the genocide squad. It’s still a choice.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 60 points 5 days ago

Allah is great and has dominion over all animals.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 50 points 5 days ago

LOL that's funny because sharks don't like the taste of humans. They usually spit us back out. They bite people mostly out of curiosity. "Hmmm...there's a weird hairless ape thing. I wonder what it tastes like? Ew. Nope, nope, nope! Gross!"

In this case, however, it seems Comrade Shark went "This tastes like shit but we all have to do our part."

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 22 points 5 days ago

Comrade Shark: Eating shit to make the Israelis eat shit

[-] miz@hexbear.net 40 points 5 days ago

[checks SLAMMER's twitter immediately]

[-] miz@hexbear.net 66 points 5 days ago
[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

slammer

The tiny hamas-red-triangle in the water is an amazing touch

[-] SweatySteven@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

lol this looks like a chuck tingle cover

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I Fell In Love With An Absolutely Ripped Shark Who Pounded My Butt Before I Found Out He Ate An IDF War Criminal And Now We're On The Run While Having Hot Sex

[-] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

new site tagline please

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

Oooooooh live action Street Sharks reboot where they go liberate Palestine from the genocidal zionist entity wasn't something I realized was missing from my life.

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

Lol I had the exact same instinct.

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago
[-] SweatySteven@hexbear.net 35 points 5 days ago
[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago
[-] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

Very proud of my shark kinfolk today

transshork-happy

[-] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

I misread that bottom text as him being the 8,207th IOF soldier to be eaten by a shark

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago

Another W for Mother Nature.

[-] Sphere@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago

Rest in Pieces Bozo

[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago
[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

The sea is hamas and antisemitic

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago
[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

sharks are khamas such vile antisemitism smdh hamas-base

[-] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

cover story

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