Vote with my stomach? Okay, it's on the left side of my body. Guess I'm voting left.

It's definite victim-blaming and it's disgusting.

How dare Ukraine not roll over and accept their losses! By fighting back they've just forced Russia to keep the war going until they surrender! Learn! To! Submit!

These people are insane, but I love the inclusion of lines like this:

The police officer [sic] hands were shaking as they gave me a ticket

As though the cop was terrified that this guy was so close to figuring out the secret words that would force him to let him go. Like the cop's gonna get back to the station and go "fuck, we nearly had another one break the binding wards"

I've seen others where they talk about the fear or nervousness in the county clerk's eyes or whatever. Dude, they're not scared. They think you're a fucking lunatic. That's what that expression is.

She never expected the leopard would eat her face.

I just want to say that anyone who picks pterodactyl, ichthyosaurus, or mosasaurus as their favourite dinosaurs is wrong because none of those are dinosaurs.

Having said that, I like triceratops, which isn't on the list for some reason. I guess I'll pick styracosaurus since it's similar.

I love that you say every state has some beauty and then say that the best thing in Indiana is that you can see the next state over.

A few months ago I finished building my system and commented that I'd installed Mint and had been enjoying it for a week. Some guy felt that he needed to suggest a different distro to me (and actually got some upvotes from people agreeing with it).

I had JUST switched from Windows to Linux and had only been running for a week! CAN I RUN WITH ONE DISTRO FOR ONE FUCKING WEEK WITHOUT HOPPING ALL OVER THE DISTRO-SPHERE?! Holy shit. Just let me enjoy my system for 7 days without telling me I should change again.

I was shocked someone could be so obnoxious.

Wait, why would a T-rex fight Cleopatra and the pyramids?

You can build as many houses as you want but until you restrict investment firms and landlords buying all of them you won't put a dent in the problem.

The opossum is photoshopped into this picture. It's actually another raccoon in the original. I'm not sure which is more terrifying, a raccoon-opossum war, or a raccoon civil war.

You should put in exactly £5 of work.

Well Musk is spending most of his time breaking Xitter lately so maybe the Tesla guys can get some good stuff done while he's distracted.