Yep, looks like he threw away something real. And now he can never again know if new people are being real with him.

No new friends where your real friends at

A dude who watched too much mainstream porn and thought that's what he actually wanted

the amazon basics stuff was surprisingly good quality compared to most of the other garbage on there.

• what Jeff thinks when he's looking at this picture

I do not have a specific opinion on Jeff's partners. Both his ex-wife and his current wife were pretty successful at what they were doing.

I think he looks kinda gross in both

Accidentally nailed it.

The joke is the difference in meaning between the words ‘basic’ and ‘prime’ not the actual underlying services.

Oh there's definitely some servicing going on with that second picture.

Her name is Alexa, be nice and talk clearly.

What a perfect description.

kid named soul:

You have to be REALLY sensitive to get offended by this.

Metaphors, how do they work?

This is about him as much as it is about her, is it not?

I mainly focused and judge Bezos. We are the product.

Making this about anything else, I would simply suggest therapy or self love.

I think thats the point. To rich people other people are just objects.

No, the woman is different. First is his wife, from before billionaire. Second is new woman, after the billions rotted his brain and he lost all sense of reason and taste.