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Or some cheap plastic from Amazon Marketplace... (feddit.de)
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[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 105 points 2 years ago

His first wife is kinda cute in a dorky way even in that unflattering picture. His second wife looks like a blow up doll.

Although your captions do still make sense considering, back when I was still buying stuff off amazon, the amazon basics stuff was surprisingly good quality compared to most of the other garbage on there.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 35 points 2 years ago

Yep, looks like he threw away something real. And now he can never again know if new people are being real with him.

No new friends where your real friends at

[-] PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

A dude who watched too much mainstream porn and thought that's what he actually wanted

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

the amazon basics stuff was surprisingly good quality compared to most of the other garbage on there.

  • what Jeff thinks when he's looking at this picture
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago

A successful writer, businesswoman, and mother; vs. a bimbo. Which one's plastic, again?

[-] Oiconomia@feddit.de 35 points 2 years ago

I do not have a specific opinion on Jeff's partners. Both his ex-wife and his current wife were pretty successful at what they were doing.

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 years ago

I like the first one better, the second picture is just gross.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 years ago

I think he looks kinda gross in both

[-] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

This post makes no sense. Amazon Basics is a product line, while Amazon Prime is a service. And they both suck.

[-] KinNectar@kbin.run 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Accidentally nailed it.

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The joke is the difference in meaning between the words ‘basic’ and ‘prime’ not the actual underlying services.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Oh there's definitely some servicing going on with that second picture.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago

She’s like Weird Science meets a Kardashian

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Her name is Alexa, be nice and talk clearly.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

What a perfect description.

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 28 points 2 years ago

What a downgrade

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 27 points 2 years ago

I saw an instagram post of Lauren’s with a picture of Bezos shirtless and the caption read something like “is it just me, or is it hot in here” and the first comment was “it’s just you”

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 18 points 2 years ago

What a douche.

[-] ULS@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago

Success sucks soul.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

kid named soul:

[-] Toto@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Yuck

[-] Microw@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Wtf why are you people ok with comparing women to products?

[-] Zeon@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

You have to be REALLY sensitive to get offended by this.

[-] toast@retrolemmy.com 11 points 2 years ago

Metaphors, how do they work?

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And I don't wanna talk to a linguist

Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

[-] zylinderhut@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago

This is about him as much as it is about her, is it not?

[-] Microw@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Well, you see, in the first image you have his first wife and in the second one you have his current fiance

[-] gearheart@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I mainly focused and judge Bezos. We are the product.

Making this about anything else, I would simply suggest therapy or self love.

[-] Microw@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Dude its literally a picture of him with his first wife and a picture of him with his new fiancee..

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

I think thats the point. To rich people other people are just objects.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

Who are these people? Also- from the comments I gather they're the same couple!?

[-] CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago

No, the woman is different. First is his wife, from before billionaire. Second is new woman, after the billions rotted his brain and he lost all sense of reason and taste.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

It's like a metaphor for the declining quality of Amazon as it turns into Aliexpress. The right represents the quest for more money at the expense of quality by focusing on looks to make the sale

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

I think his hair represents how much humanity he has left in him. He even looks like a villain pimp in the right image

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