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[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 118 points 1 year ago

New lesbian goal unlocked: Be confused for a ghost

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 60 points 1 year ago

New ghost tactic revealed: pretend to be a lesbian.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 100 points 1 year ago

WHERE DID HER MOUTH GO!? :-P

[-] Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com 57 points 1 year ago

Little known fact, lesbians hide their fangs to seem less threatening to their prey

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Cats don't care about fangs, silly

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I looked at the image again and what what actual fuck

[-] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

That's why she's a lesbian.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

It’s hiding behind “went out”.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

It's anaAttempt at defense against AI. Doesn't want her head used for porn.

Welcome to the future.

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

She could just not post pictures of her face.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Exactly. If you keep your eyes open you'll see teenagers and family photos covering their face. Probably in vain because as AI improves it'll be able to figure out what that person's face is supposed to look like based on their family or some crazy shit like that.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

It's probably already too late.:-P

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I hope not, but this is the internet and we're on the dark timeline.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

As a ghost, she will embrace the dark, become one with it, and own it.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Is everything ok at home?

Seriously though, thanks for the laugh.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Apparently not, she must be restless for a reason if she didn't move on:-D.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

That's why they moan a lot. The ooooohhhooo is from the other end

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Except the ones that are ALL TEETH...

and even then, I guess:-P.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone

Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

James Bond stole it.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Danger Helvetica.

Either that or she has no mouth and must scream.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Or maybe this is proof that we all are in The Matrix? :-P

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I just figured out that her mouth is behind the "went out" part of the text

She's doing that mouth pose, I don't know what it's called

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

"smiling"? hehe:-P

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Send shivers down my frenulum.

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 year ago

Those clothes are 1000% early 60s.

[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Only a ghost could know that...

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

I'll take things that didn't happen for 400

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Was the mom right?

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

I mean, after WWI, they didn't have all too many men kickin' about...

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

So many roommates. As far as the eye could see.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago

Nice try lesbian ghost. I am on to you!

[-] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Perhaps she just misheard: no I think she's just a thespian

[-] somethingp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

This actually makes the story a 1000x more believable!

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[-] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

She turned me into a newt!

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

Lesliebeans have been haunting my place for years. I called a poultryguyst to throw chickens at them and make them go away.

Pro-LGBTQ+ silliness here. Everyone deserves clothes from 1920s.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"I think" lmao

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I thought she was cosplaying as Wendy of Wendy's notoriety TBH

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