metal slug character select screen ass meme (celebratory 
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cishet men? no
"cishet" eggs? oh you betcha
oh, so NOW you are concerned about data privacy, okay
yes sorry but we meant what we said we have issued one (1) ten dollar gift card to say sorry for the outage. we have emailed the code to this gift card to all affected customers. first come, first serve, don't say we don't love ya
*turns to assistant, murmuring under breath* hey, cancel that ten dollar gift card for me real quick
intel gonna have a boeing moment
the fruit of the nutbird vine (invasive species, cognitohazardous)
gimme da gril pil
he's been terminating the happy hour 2 for 1 beers and tacos deal
the 6th, 7th, and 8th times will feel awful and useless, but by the 9th time it'll start to feel good and relevant again! this is the effect of age and rising atmospheric CO2 levels, and not a sign of things getting better.
lawsuitable home design
kevin o'leary 'trashing' exile or reeducation chances by licking cop boot, courting the guillotine
ProgAimerGirl
joined 6 months ago
designer sucked dick brand names at wholesale sucked dick prices