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[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Real sex has never been tried

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

where do people work that this needs to be labeled nsfw

[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Technically the whole bear site NSFW because I can't have my boss knowing that I'm a communist

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

hello i work at the volcel factory

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[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

where do you work that you get paid for looking at sex memes

edit: hexbear not beating the labor aristocracy allegations

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

i work at the sex meme store

[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

I used to have to mop up jizz in the bathrooms of a grocery store, so

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Is that the factory outlet for the dick sucking factory?

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

designer sucked dick brand names at wholesale sucked dick prices

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Braver than the troops

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[-] Pili@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

It all depends who you do it with. Sex is dialectical.

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Best take tbh

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

If it's done right somewhere between the bottom two corners of course

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Tee-hee you said bottom

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 month ago

I think the top is actually the synthesis of the left and right, and the left and right are in a dialectical relationship. πŸ€”

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Ooooh tell me more about dialectical relationships

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 month ago

On the one hand we have sex as a loving, romantic, close relationship. This is in direct contradiction with sex as being violent, animalistic, and egotistical. Yet they are both equally true opposites, the dialect between them is sex. Hence, sex is sex.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Definitely more towards the bottom left corner than anything else. Honestly, sex is what you make of it.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Nobody better be MAKING any sex here!

volcel-judge

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Sex is fun but have you ever played video games with a person of your preferred sort and had both a little romantic tension and good teamwork? 10/10

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

this is the most perverse thing i've ever read on this site

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

ANTI-GAMING POLICE!!!

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[-] Angel@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago
[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

I'm going to got with "no investigation/experience, no right to talk"

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

This post is illegal and I expect it to be removed imminently

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Idk about all that, but my partner and I just did it minutes ago and came at the same time. Not here to contribute, just wanted to brag. lea-finger-guns

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago
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[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

bottom left with maybe a little bottom right as a treat

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

The sex-havers are in there!

volcel-judge Set blasters to full, men!

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

You're gonna blast me? Kinky

[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

We all deserve this tbh

[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fourth corner, sex is illegal volcel-judge volcel-police Volcel Police!!

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

volcel-vanguard

[-] Poogona@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

hits blunt It's about categories man, it's ontological bro

Are two people who are comfortable with touch but who don't fuck never going to have full 100 percent closeness with each other? Is sex actually sex without an orgasm? At what amount of friction does it become sex?

Seems like sex isn't just sex, sex is instead what I'm not having

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

At what amount of friction does it become sex?

Mormons have entered the chat

[-] Poogona@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

oh shit I brought it upon myself

[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Basically this, but for fucking

In conclusion, the father is in the son and the son is in the father. Know your roots

[-] D61@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Son ... is in ... Father

Is this a USA porn thumbnail title generator?

[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

i have trauma around all of it so i oscillate to every corner and then some secret unnamed fourth thing (sex is disgusting)

i have the most fun when the dial is down between the bottom corners but that's rare.

[-] Zvyozdochka@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

The sex party line

kelly

[-] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Ace/aro, and bottom left is me when it happens. hexbear-aromantic hexbear-asexual

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Sex is incredibly varied in intention and execution and attempts to boil it down inevitably lead to stunted conceptions of consent and desire

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

sex is uncomfortable and a turn-off

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I wish this thread had more /j and /srs

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

sex is the joke that never gets old, and birth is the punchline

big-cool

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I will just randomly say "69" to my teen coworker and he'll start giggling like a... younger teenager.

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