YOU - "Kim, I know the alphabet now."

KIM KITSURAGI - "Good. I also know the alphabet."

YOU - "The wolf is at the door, Kim. He will eat the sun."

YOU - "I'm so fucking normal right now."

MEASUREHEAD - "YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR removed."

MEASUREHEAD'S BABE - "Yeah, Measurehead, his body totally betrays his removed," the young woman at the giant's side agrees.

COALITION WARSHIP ARCHER - "You must understand, when we speak of contingency spreads, we are talking about the most fantastically complex data visualisations human beings are capable of producing, with thousands of events -- from elections and wars to natural disasters or scientific miracles -- and millions of possible outcomes."

COALITION WARSHIP ARCHER - "It may be the case that, under certain scenarios, Revachol is vitally important, as it was during the Coalition landings in '08. It may also be the case in many other equally plausible scenarios that Revachol is simply another once-great city, like countless others throughout history."

REACTION SPEED - Did she... just admit that the Coalition invading Revachol was one of those 'contingencies'?

YOU - "Are you saying the Coalition invasion was one of these 'contingencies'?"

COALITION WARSHIP ARCHER - "No -- well, not quite. The Moralintern never intends to violate another nation's sovereignty. That would be a serious violation of international law..."

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "What we saw was a sight to behold. A beat up police carriage, containing you. Right there on the beach. You revved the engine and screamed at the top of your lungs..."

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "'THE TIME HATH COME.'"

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "So, naturally, being the curious cat I am, I asked what time hath come, to which you replied..."

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "THE TIME HATH COME FOR TEQUILA SUNSET. THE END OF ALL THINGS."

LA FUMÉE, VOL. 1 NO. 4 - According to the SRV's Ministry of Information, the programme has been a tremendous success. Public support stands at 87%, and youth obesity and alcoholism rates are down 12% and 7% respectively.

LOGIC - This is the SRV we're talking about. If you think those are the real numbers there's probably a guy who wants to sell you a bridge in La Cherte.