YOU ARE PROTECTED IN OUR WALL GARDEN! APPLE USES HAVE NO NEED T- oops, anyway YOU ARE PROTECTED.

Also dealerships: $10k mark up on this bad boy!

Why do we even have dealerships?

Once I can buy it, and download it, then install it, then open it, configure my settings, create my characters, and start the campaign, then, and ONLY THEN will I believe it.

If you can't save it, its not yours. Sail the seas.

I'm sick of this back and forth can kicking. We need a fucking law.

The system working as intended. Now you're "locked in".

Who? Religious people at my doorstep.

Reason? They came to MY doorstep with their BS.

Oh no. Now they know the aliased email address, unique password, and that I didn't try very hard to learn spanish.

(please note: this is a joke, I don't see anything about them getting passwords)

My previous car is a Yaris.

When I got the Yaris I heard people make snide comments like "Anyone see that big guy get out of that tiny car?" then gas prices went up and they became "Hey, what kind of MPG does that thing get?"

I like hatchbacks. Bigger is fine but nothing huge.

HI! I'm Skype!

uninstall

Hi! I'm Skype!

uninstall

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Prices going up? Password hard to share? Embrace tradition. Return to pirate ship.