My boys and my burgers all I got, fuck them!

I give this post a BAAAAAAAAAAAM

My cat did that to me exactly once. I saw him lying on the floor relaxing, so I bent over to give him a pat, and the little charismatic fucker reached up with both paws, grabbed my arm in them and pulled my hand in for a big hug. My favorite memory of that cat.

Looks pretty rad to me

Drunk friend that makes candy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_affair

The Catholic church doesn't like it when you look up and think about what you see

"Because I fucked your mom" is the obvious answer

Only when it comes to important shit, I get super competitive when the stakes are low

It's anxiety inducing in VR, so fucking cool

A schizophrenic man killed his parents and fled on a cross country pursuit from the police at the advice of his dog.

Seems almost cliche to recommend Stardew Valley but it's my go to relax and play at my pace game. Extremely low stakes gameplay

This is the edit I was waiting for