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Obama = Mario: Upright, well mannered, professional, protects the stratus quo, crushes the enemies of the monarchy with a smile on his face

Trump = Wario: Oafish, rude, crass, obscene obsession with tacky displays wealth, does the same shit as Mario but with a low brow showman-like presentation that some people gravitate towards

Biden = Luigi. Lanky sidekick to Mario, foolish, unaware, kind/dopey affect belies a more sinister core

The next president will be a republican, in the same vein as Trump but warped and confounding. The Waluigi of presidents. It is inevitable. You heard it here first. When the Republican primaries come about, look for the most Waluigi-like candidate. They will emerge victorious.

[-] Rem@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

:headpat: Good kat

[-] Rem@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

Me in ten years when the revolutionary socialist brigade moves on the White House

[-] Rem@hexbear.net 0 points 3 years ago

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

[-] Rem@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

So I finally bit the bullet and downloaded Tinder, and this time I embraced being bi and put my gender preference to include women as well. I actually matched with another girl that I hit it off with so well, like we had really good chemistry, our banter was good, she was flirty and made me blush, and we decided to meet up, at a public place just to make sure we're both real, then the plan was to head back to her place. I was super nervous but she was so cool, and put me at ease, I could tell she was like, properly attracted to me and she was even cuter than her pictures suggested. We somehow managed to get lost from one another for like five minutes, but figured it out and after a bit of talking/flirting decided to head back to her place. My heart was pounding.

Then the dream ended and I woke up and fucking sobbed. Back in Covid purgatory. Least it's Friday ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] Rem@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

With the amount of labor hours put into it you'd think they'd catch shit like that, but no, crunch is only for mass producing slop, not making content better.

Rem

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