That's a solid 8/8, bud.

Who has "pending contempt charge" on their bingo card?

I don't like how old this makes me feel...

And much like the beaver, many of our artificial flavors are made from the expressed anal glands of the Dutch.

Two scoops of chicken in every bowl.

You clearly don't forage at the right grocery store.

Right? You're going to sit there and honestly tell me you wouldn't follow the devil? Guys like Tom from MySpace, ya gotta follow him.

Just gave it a try myself and you're right, down to the signing out/back in thing. Interesting.

Not sure if I'll go back if Reddit changes their policies, though. I've actually found myself engaging in posts far more here than I have over the last couple years on Reddit. The smaller communities make it much easier to do so without being drowned out.

You're so brave for being willing to finally say what we've all been thinking.

Missed a real opportunity to put a can of beans in his hand.

Get a loaded of this guy, never been bean bonging.

Not gonna lie, I still don't know what the joke was supposed to be.