Funny, because I know plenty of people in Ohio who have gone to Canada specifically for better and more affordable medical treatment.
If it hasn't met another living creature in 14,000 years, can it really say it's the baddest thing around?
Sure it says it could kick my ass, but if it's so confident why doesn't it come up here and prove it? Bitch ass horror from the deep...
The moral high road is littered with corpses, and it looks like we're bound and determined to add more to the pile.
and what’s with the bruised legs?
Tldr: inattentiveness, bumping into tons of stuff, and only remembering it when you look at the bruise or someone reminds you.
An explanation that's meant to be humorous because it happens to me and my wife all the time:
"Oh my god, where did THIS bruise come from?"
earlier that day
bump "ow, how did I hit the coffee table..."
bump "fuck that hurt, I swear the counter was another 6 inches over"
smash "FUCK the freezer door closes too quickly!"
has to be reminded of these events to remember tham
"It's called hentai and it's art, mom!"
When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
And cops are the biggest tools out there.
Just once I'd love to see a major government force a company into bankruptcy by making them clean up their own mess.
Company: "We can't clean up our industrial mining waste, it's too expensive and we would go under!"
Government: ~~okay well we will have the taxpayers pay for it. Here have a bailout. Remember, daddy loves you so much~~ "Oh then I guess you should have factored that into your costs. Get to work. And when you have no more money to pay for others to clean it up for you, we expect to see the executives and management out there with gloves and a can-do attitude"
"The Ronald Reagan Abortion Clinic for Tolerance and Equality"
This definitely reads like one of my KSP exploits...
Damn, I would abandon that lever so hard....
Legit the moment a game pulls this shit on me I lose interest.
Just put sleeping aids in his coffee, chloroform is terrible for your throat and lungs.
SARGE
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This will be much less funny when it's the black bag squad roaming around in unmarked vans kidnapping people for not having Trump's mark on them.