This reminds me when I was at a coffee shop where I ordered some hot coffee drink with milk. I don't remember what kind it was, but the barista brought out a big cup with a small coffee shot in it. Then she said something which I somehow didn't hear, so I just nodded and said "yes". She started pouring the milk into the cup. I just watched.

She continued to pour. Slowly.

After a few seconds, she raised her eyes up to me, still pouring the milk. I was starting to wonder how much milk this drink was supposed to have. I could see her starting to have more of a worried look while she filled up the last bit of the cup.

Finally she stopped. A full cup. I took the drink, said thanks and left.

When I tasted it, I noticed that the drink was incredibly weak. Then I realized that the barista had asked me to say stop, but I just made her basically make me a full cup of hot milk.

As a former deli slicer operator, I just wanna say this would have made my day and I'd be so much happier to hear 5 vs "shaved" which was a hell sentence for bastards.

5 is sending me. 5 is alive. 5 is freeing me from pain.

I am not sober

I hate when your asked to choose a number on a completely arbitrary scale your are completely unfamiliar with.

Leave the scale for the regulars, and just accept "less, medium/normal, more"

Germans know the rule:

"Wenn die Wurst so dick wie's Brot ist, ist's wurst wie dick das Brot ist."

Goddamnit, this unlocked a memory of a kid in middle school eating a can of spam with a spoon.

Thiccccc meat

Isn't five 5mm?

fry that bitch in butter

Never got going to the deli and getting bologna, If I'm going to a deli I'm getting something good.

I'm feeling sick just by looking at this abomination

What’s the problem, looks just about right.

Anxiety soon to be met with high blood pressure.

Looks like you won. Enjoy your sandwich, King.

What kind of meat is that? It looks disgusting.

Looks delicious

the perfect amount

I not sure what is this thing but it's not meat.