[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago

The equation produced a large number of speedraptors, but only the velociraptors survived over evolutionary time, because the non-velocity-aware speedraptors kept chasing their prey in the wrong direction.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 months ago

Yeah, they would arrest more Latinos without due process and have us build the rail as slave labor (contracted out to their corporate buddies, ofc.)

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 12 points 5 months ago

The people pressuring Schumer andJeffries are:

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 11 points 5 months ago

ikr I don't think spez "bent the knee" so much as he was probably pestering Elon night and day asking how he could help.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 11 points 5 months ago

I've been on the internet too long... I just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out what part of the body "the burger" is...

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

tbh if animals had social media that’d be pretty sick innit?

Cats do. That's why they rub against surfaces. Other cats can ~~tell~~ smell if it's somecat they know, and also how long ago they were there. Then they can decide when to go there and when to avoid that place. I reckon other animals do something similar. Traditional human hunters look for those social media posts and act accordingly.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 11 points 6 months ago
[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 11 points 7 months ago

That definitely merits a sing-through of Number of the Beast (including air guitar) at least once when it happens, and once per day thereafter.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 12 points 7 months ago

He should have refused to elaborate.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 11 points 8 months ago

Most Latinos do not work in the fields. Many of us have been here for several generations. There are many types of Latinos. (Disclaimer: I voted, phonebanked, and canvassed for Kamala.)

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