The car is a Dongfeng M-Hero 917. It's Chinese.
Oh no! We're not even the #1 at making gun-cars?
Deh terk er jerbs!
I see China is on board with the monitors that look like they were glued to the dashboard and not actually part of it asthetic. I like that both driver and passenger get a neat throttle control. What does it do?
I like that both driver and passenger get a neat throttle control. What does it do?
twin throttle controls are usually for different engines; it's not one set for the pilot flying and another for the pilot monitoring.
maybe this vehicle has two engines to allow its owner to really gun it?
I see what you did there.
maybe this vehicle has two engines
It actually has four engines. One for each wheel.
Gotta appease the American buyers
And apparently it's amazing. I'm sure it has lots of spyware.
Amazing? It looks like it was designed by my ADHD when I was 6.
No, they actually finished it.
Hahaha. A deep cut and a burn.
If he can finish dialling $emergency_number
he may even get treated for that burn.
I never want to look in any direction without seeing a screen. Preferably 3.
Well that makes me not want to buy gigabyte products ever again...
They do make some good products, but they also make tacticool RGB gamer motherboards that are quite showy. My latest build is all black, no lights.
my gigabyte products make me not want to buy gigabyte products ever again...
Never had any issues with mine but I know they're not known to be the best
Used em for nearly 20 years but their newer stuff has some reduced build quality in favour of aesthetics. The model I bought had particularly bad coil whine (as did it's RMA replacement) so I shifted from them.
Why?
Most online gaming is fps or RPG. Why would a magazine be offensive if a sword wasn't.
The colour scheme kind of screams "DFI" to me.
Not made or designed in America. This is a Mengshi M-Hero 917.
American designed, not necessarily American made.
Which is funny because that's a GLOCK, which is an Austrian pistol.
It's even funnier that it's a Chinese vehicle.
That is absolutely, 100% not a Glock
Missed opportunity to make the door opener a trigger.
What, are they talking oven gloves? I have no idea what I'm looking at.
Batman-proof car
"No, it's not."
"No...no, it's not... But you can imagine what it would be like if it was, right?"
That's one way to ensure you get shot by the police.
The CCP police will at least torture you to confirm party loyalty before killing you rather than summarily executing you on the spot.
this fits my brain on the roads lately. It’s not only American thing to drive like absolutely crazy homicidal bullet
However actual buyers may not catch the layers of irony and dark humour
Funny
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