Project 2026 by Shitbird in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Project 2026 by Shitbird in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Project 2026 by Shitbird in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] Shitbird@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

wi ned shrak 5 bcz i hav memrizd al teh othr shraks

Project 2026 by Shitbird in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Project 2026 by Shitbird in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] Shitbird@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

wat du u meen ive ben heer ths hol tim

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"Yeah, I really enjoy foreign film" I say as I put on the Digimon movie for the 11th time by Shitbird in c/movies@hexbear.net
[-] Shitbird@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

:party-rocking:

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austin powers iz 1 of us (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 years ago by Shitbird@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
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What the fuck (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 years ago by Shitbird@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
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Does anyone have a clip of Matt Christman's drunken last moments on the Chapo Twitch stream from the 2018 midterms? by Shitbird in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] Shitbird@hexbear.net 0 points 3 years ago

is anyone surprised virgil got tired of this shit lolol

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MY MASTERPIECE - tag yourself (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) by Shitbird@hexbear.net to c/art@hexbear.net
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Look at it!

LOOK AT MY WORK

edit: thnx for feature

edit 2: plz remember to tag yourselves

edit 3: lots of dms about how im able to be so creative.

here is my morning routine and i want to hear about yours 2

If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account by Shitbird in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] Shitbird@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

thanks I already submitted for unemployment and have started drinking

If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account by Shitbird in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] Shitbird@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

He's more likely to see this message here: https://hexbear.net/post/107194

If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account by Shitbird in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] Shitbird@hexbear.net 0 points 3 years ago

This hurts coming from u

If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account by Shitbird in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] Shitbird@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

there is no way this will actually get that many votes and so I am confident in it as a shitpost. If it does somehow happen tho, i am a shitbird of my word.

Edit: fuck

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If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) by Shitbird@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
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I have been making shrek memes instead of working.

my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no.

Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this.

also subscribe to !shrekland@hexbear.net

Edit: time to nut up

Edit: Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL

Edit 2: texts with Dave are live

edit 3: final message to Dave

Parrotmon is the best Digimon, fuck you. by Shitbird in c/games@hexbear.net
[-] Shitbird@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

SocialistGlodelaniamon Fascist Mode (Perfect) ソシアリツグロデラニアモン ファスキツモード

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