tbh I'm more interested in what causes alloism

Holy Hell! The twists! (spoilers) I couldn't believe when an Ubuntu mod said "if we let you say you're queer, we would also have to let people say they hate you and want you dead." I was even more shocked when they were acting appropriately- Nazis are a protected class at Ubuntu (this is only a little hyperbolic and also that's all the spoilers)

While no individual peasant ought make it across, im pretty sure on average, one in twenty people can jump the Grand Canyon

Nyanarch, or so I've heard

I am the PRESIDENT of PEACE, okay? The PRESIDENT of PEACE.

"We came across some civilians, so we shot them, stabbed them, and threw corpses in the ocean."

World needs a lot more store clerks than CEOs, as it turns out

Fun fact: if I threw a rock hard enough, it and the sun would orbit around their "barycenter" which would happen to be just about the center of the sun (probably, i dont work here).

fuck it, these are my lottery numbers

uh oh (Im pretty sure they're referencing the tv show Lost. Watch it if you don't mind shit endings, as it was pretty good other than that.)

REAL MERCH for TRUE CONSUMERS. I cannot believe that GAVIN WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

What do spell slots let you do, funny masked man?

It's the perfect frame (I have no idea what it's supposed to be)!