The lead made the tinsel taste better though.

There's no way the FDA approved that shit.

Millennials these days:

We are old now.

He's a stable MAN now.

Yeah the Onion been killing it lately.

Just how much cocaine is included in the sale?

Have you never seen Ghostbusters?

How many will turn out to vote though?

I can sit on my couch all day disapproving Trump, but if I don't cast a ballot then my opinion doesn't count for much.

Guys, we just have to wait for it to trickle down! Don't worry, any decade now and it will finally pay off...

He literally said that he agreed with the guy twice while being recorded.

It's really crazy that the "somebody other than Trump" campaign approach has endured for ~4 years.

I don't have the words to describe how far the credibility of the United States has fallen in my lifetime.

I remember when Dan Quayle misspelled potato, and poof, his career was over. Now you have a criminal reality TV star running for reelection.