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Me checking my plants everyday for first signs of tomatoes.

Try to find an address in the wallet and mail it. Otherwise, hand it to the police.

I don't get why its bad to say that/why people would take it the wrong way?

Never being able to post anything because of one TINY detail that was metioned in rule 24 under the hidden subreddit rules in the corner.

Someone I know just got their teeth checked, first time in four years. The dentist was surprised at how clean and upkept their teeth were. They asked if he flossed his teeth and he said he has never done it in his life. They still shamed him.

Gotta recover that fiber.

Or "dude I've been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge"!

No kidding. She's perfectly symmetrical when she's not smiling. She just has a cute little crooked smile and everyone shouts "asymmetrical!!"

People have been freaking out about it since it was first introduced. Can't count how many times someone has told me to put down my diet soda because it causes cancer/diabetes.

Probably weed.

It doesn't have to be bottled. You can buy your own carbonation machine for less than 100€. Use nice cold water and add some ginger or lime to it, and it makes for a great summer drink.