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[-] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 235 points 1 year ago

Can't wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s

[-] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 120 points 1 year ago

Can't forget the same dumb title that's usually something like "Do older guys even like 18 year old?"

Obviously girl, that's why we're all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 49 points 1 year ago

"Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren't that great, what do you guys think?"

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 91 points 1 year ago

"I'm so shy" whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.

[-] BettyWhiteInHD@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

One time, you do it ONE TIME!

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[-] GARlactic@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago

Also the classic "my boyfriend said my boobs were too big."

No he didn't. Literally no one ever said that.

[-] DrTeeth@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.

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[-] Crampon@lemmy.world 167 points 1 year ago

OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.

[-] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.

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[-] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 140 points 1 year ago

First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

[-] bxyrk@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 1 year ago

So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.

"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years

[-] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

#knowyourmeme

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[-] leyland1989@reddthat.com 135 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after the banned porn.

Don't ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.

[-] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 55 points 1 year ago

That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr's fields, as well.

Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn't shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.

So that's the issue we're going to have, here, and I'm not sure if the "some guy running an instance for the fuck of it" model is prepared for it.

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago

The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn't shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.

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[-] Clbull@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not quite how it happened.

Yahoo banned porn on Tumblr because Apple found a CSAM image on their platform, banned their app from the App Store, then as a condition for unbanning the Tumblr app, issued them an ultimatum to outright ban pornographic content. I originally thought that Yahoo's justification was an excuse they used because they couldn't be bothered to invest the resources needed to purge illegal content from their platform, but apparently Discord have been hit with similarly puritanical demands from Apple and Google, who basically have a monopoly on what apps go on your smartphone,

Nevertheless, Tumblr's porn exodus is the core reason why Yahoo sold the platform to Automattic for pennies compared to how much they originally acquired Tumblr for. It even sparked a renaissance of lewd artists flocking to Newgrounds - a site that was originally on its knees due to the death of Flash animations and browser gaming.

It's also worth noting that Automattic have since partially dialed-back the ban. Nudity is allowed on Tumblr again, but graphic sexual content isn't. Obviously they did this in direct response to Elon Musk enshittifying Twitter. Another reason I think Tumblr is living on is because it was known for three things: porn, niche fandoms and social justice warriors. Musk has notably burned bridges with any Twitter users who oppose hate speech.

God forbid if Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai find out there's porn on Reddit....

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[-] rabquest@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

"I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'"

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[-] void_wanderer@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

When I browse "all" on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit's r/all was so much better when nudity wasn't purged from it.

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago

Dude right? You scroll a bit, read some shit, laugh at some wit, and then there's a tit. It wa perfect.

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[-] Buelldozer@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

The internet is for porn. Don’t make me link the video proving it.

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[-] dimspace@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago

Porn and piracy.

The two things guaranteed to drive any platform.

All aboard the VHS train baby...

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[-] emanon458@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago

Where is this porn located so I don't accidentally stumple upon it? Thank you so much.

[-] Beefcyclone@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Oh, my God, that's disgusting! Naked pics online? Where? Where did he post those?

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[-] Skiv@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago

This isn't even a shit post, just being objectively aware of reality

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[-] Nausiyan@lemmy.sdf.org 89 points 1 year ago

Fun fact, you can actually tell how the economy is doing based off sex workers tips and income. It's actually more reliable than any other financial marker.

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[-] Smokeydonuts@lemmy.fmhy.ml 85 points 1 year ago

Can we all vote this as the official measure of a successor of sites like reddit.

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[-] Yoz@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago

Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?

[-] shindig1457@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

It's pretty easy. Just don't go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we'll get a way to ~~subscribe to~~ block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.

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[-] skierra@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago
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[-] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 year ago

Let's workshop it.

PQI: Porn Quality Index

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[-] Seven@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So the more quality of porn falls down, the more active sites become... Understood.

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[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.

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[-] ryannathans@lemmy.fmhy.ml 38 points 1 year ago

OC boobies leading the way

[-] mavedustaine@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago
[-] chardiemacdennis@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Best porn so far is on lemmynsfw.com

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[-] Mestrogen@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Yo can someone sauce me the furryporn sub links (asking for my neighbors friends aunts step sister)

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[-] writeblankspace@geddit.social 29 points 1 year ago

I don't like porn, and I don't want to see it, but I'm glad it's come here since it can bring more people in (like Reddit's porn communities)

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.

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[-] Bobsyouruncle@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Wait you guys are getting porn?

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[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago

First you start with the porn. Then they will cum.

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[-] anthoniix@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 25 points 1 year ago

Even the furry images are better than usual

[-] AncientMariner@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

This is the quality content I cum here for....

[-] Zengen@social.fossware.space 22 points 1 year ago

Honestly I started looking for other websites that had similar shit to my preferred porn subreddits. It'd be much easier to completely cut reddit off if all the porn was here XD

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