drank in excess alone last night and shut off two separate spooky movies halfway through cuz i was enjoying them so little. loser evening for Soylent

called out after being threatened by a customer yesterday. i feel kind of bad because we're already short staffed. maybe i'm not cut out for public service. i feel so fucking weak and emotionally frail sometimes that it can be hard to imagine a job i am cut out for, tbh...

i left my freezer door wide open all day yesterday and have to replace all my food. i am a responsible adult

ive literally never done that before. makes me wonder if these edibles are fucking with my short term memory (i wasn't high when i made the mistake but i did get high the previous night). idk it might just be bad luck though, i often forget little things when im rushing out the door to get to work. but goddam am i embarrassed at myself lol

any1 fw a straight-w/-bi-vibes white boy w/ a gentle spirit and a slightly spooky and haunted aesthetic? who feels loss quite acutely & has a bit of venom & righteous anger mixed up w/ the delicate nature of their soul?

anybody...?

he sounds adorable but also like someone i absolutely would also not enjoy dating lmao

idk but it makes me feel infinitely better about my own shit by comparison

so hawk tuah girl is just someone who suggested spittin on a d durin oral? that's literally all? idk man thats pretty vanilla but mb there's somethin im missing here

matched with a professional fiction writer nominated for a prestigious award on H * nge, time to concoct new and innovative ways to fumble the bag

No. No longer. We have nothing to lose but our horny chains.

I feel so seen and no volcel piggo can take this moment away from me

Crazy how quickly this went from the best job I ever had where there was a genuine sense of friendship & community to everyone hating each other and militantly icing each other out lmao